Wildest Dating App Encounters We’ve Eavesdropped on This Week (June 13, 2023)

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elina lee
Jun 13, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Say what you want about dating apps but one thing you can't deny is that they're basically like the wild west of the internet. Be it Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge - every single one of those devil apps has become a virtual playground for all the f8boys to come out and play. 

We may sound bitter but that's only because we absolutely are! Think about it, the initial idea and thought process behind these apps were love, connection, and romance. Yet what are we left with? A bunch of frat boys shooting their shots in any and every DM box within a square radius. 

But then again, we always keep coming back for more so maybe…. we're the problem? Nah, can't be that. We can't help it, dating apps are just oh-so entertaining. Especially, if you're looking for some instant gratification and some extra attention. Yeah… maybe we're part of the problem after all lol. 

With that being said, we present to you this week's collection of the wildest dating app encounters we've seen. Happy swiping! 

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  • 01
    Azure - Today 3:36 PM For someone that knows absolutely nothing about me, you sure seem to be getting up in my business about finances. Today 6:08 PM I just hope you have a good plan, even without your ex-husband, you can live a good life and give your children the best education Uh yeah, I'm aware. I've got things under control. Sent
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 02
    Hand - About Me In almost reality I am not looking for any kind of full on relationship I'm open to one but not looking I just really want some to sit down or lay down and water my beard don't even care about just pleasuring enough to water my beard and make ur body tremble
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 03
    Rectangle - I love doggy style but you are so cute if want to see your face the whole time. R Awww! That's so...well, it's really sweet in a way?!
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 04
    Font - You fat Yesterday 11:58 PM Today 7:57 AM Wow little buddy, those are some big feelings! Also? Normal, mentally stable people don't do stuff like that, so big yikes, bullet dodged. Typically when people decide to randomly lash out like that (especially to a stranger!) it's because they're feeling hurt and powerless. Sounds like you could use some therapy, so you can learn to more healthily deal with your feelings, like an adult. If you go to www.psychologytoday.com, you can put in your zip
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 05
    Font - < How big they are Nick Lindsey My kids are 12 and 16. Didn't mean kids Rude ●●● My kids are 12 and 16. Oh, what did you mean? I mean, surely you weren't a big enough piece of Chit to ask about my boob size...
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 06
    Smile - Sounds like a solid way to spend the day! I just finished up at school, and I'm heading home! I could think of a few better things but they're naughty lol Today 3:30 PM
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 07
    Font - About Me Im looking for an intimate connection. I am in a marriage and unfulfilled emotionally. We are financially established and not wanting to divorce. All consensual. No kids. I guess i would be called poly; but i dont feel thats very accurate. I just want some one to love. I like: science fiction. Fantasy, my little pony, frozen, the beach, road trips, small day, trips, talking about philosophy, and the meaning of life, or lack there of lol. Techno or rock music, comedies, romance, d
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 08
    Jeans - Andrew 36 I'll be Burger King, you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. S ×
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 09
    Font - About Me I just want to find someone that would go fishing with me. Sit in silence, and just talk about life... Basics Cancer High School I have children and don't want more Show more
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 10
    Font - What are you doing tonight? I am wondering if I should stop and see you a little later as I am coming back thru. I am down south of portland 8:36 PM I'm in for the night. Ok I understand. I could come kiss your feet good night lol Aa GIF Delivered O
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 11
    Font - How long have you been split up? Do you still live together? July but I've been done for like 3 years Yes I live with her and my son until we sell the house...it's really. Expensive to rent...and we are civil and it's easier for child care...we evenly split the days that we can go out...so that's not an issue
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 12
    Product - Today 5:30 PM Bored and cold, I have to walk 12 miles home No car Today 7:36 PM Whaaaaaaat?!? WHY?!? Today 10:43 PM Still 6 miles to go Can't barely move Uhh, why not Uber?!? + Sent
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 13
    Azure - So, I probably won't take you on a date. I'd rather just get to know you without something silly attached Kinda? I mean, it's the same thing. I mean, what's the difference between hanging out and going on a date? Buying you dinner. Lol ♡
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 14
    Font - companionship and fun dates like the zoo or bowling or drinks. And the physical. Probably only appealing as a fwb. Typical, know. I tie a decent futomomo, and will make you a sandwich. If you're 100% against butt stuff, it won't work long term. All the pets My Interests Pro-Choice & Virgo LGBTO LGBTQ+ Rights Road
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 15
    Font - < John Yesterday Good morning, John! You look like the kind of guy who swipes right on everybody, then replies back to about 3% of the people who message you. Today Yep. Delivered
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 16
    Font - I seriously love the office! I haven't made dinner yet, did you make enough for two? When making pasta, it tends to make enough for like...8. It sounds really good I would love to try some AA Alas, I don't have random hot dudes from the internet over to my house. You shouldn't seriously reconsider It's just ravioli Lindsey Exactly. I shouldn't reconsider. And I'm not. Sent
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 17
    Font - Hmm Tell me three quirky/unique Tim facts? Feed me, fk me and give me cuddles and I'm a happy man lol Aa Wow, so unique and quirky! I'm Delivered GIF and
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 18
    Font - Ok Can I come to your place tonight If you have a bottle of nice wine We can FaceTime first I really like curvy girls YIKES. Delivered
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 19
    Font - ThreeLeggedBBWaddict AskAwayU 23 miles away
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 20
    Font - 6 miles away About Me Just got home from a year long trip in a very secure gated community! My Interests Gym Walking Music BBQ Self Care
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 21
    Font - I mean, realistically, I just don't get why so many guys DON'T want a relationship. Like, you're on here trying to find someone to have sex with, right? Then doesn't it make more sense to find someone awesome and bang then repeatedly, whenever and wherever you want? Facts!!! It's a great argument. + Sent
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 22
    Font - Pete 39 Designer Life University & Straight Man Lives in Kirkland 2 miles away About Me Want my stomach filled Pet-free & Taurus My Interests Art Road Trips and my empty Outdoors Non-smoker
    via @tinderlosersofportland
  • 23
    Rectangle - Lol So dramatic | It just sucks to feel like guys need to know every single kink you have and what you're into, before you've even met. It makes me feel like I'm just a series of holes. A Glad you find that amusing. How is that dramatic? iMessage I'm Delivered Oh ...... QWERT YU 10° O ASDF G HJKL P
    via @tinderlosersofportland

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